Question, riddle and puzzle SMS...!!

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa haiaE|.

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
Answer: Reflection
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What part of a human, which size doesnaE?t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)
Do u think u can answeraE|.
Answer: Eye
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Is sawal ka jawab do
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhan ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?
Its challenge 4 u!
Answer: Sukh aur Chain
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Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
ItaE?s A ChallengeaE|
Reply The Answer.
Answer: 4 * (4/4 + 4)
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Pakistan Ka AA-sa City Jis
Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt
15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?

RePLY MuST.. .
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?

4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->

Hy Dum Tu Batao
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I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?


Answer: A snake.
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Qustions:
1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of aEsICICI?aEt

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot aE" India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda auraE|.
..
.
.
Nahi pata kya


Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai


Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
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Prove It If U R Genius.

ThereaE?s A Bus With 7 Girls,

Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?

Answer :-
10990
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A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
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My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and IaE?m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am IaE|?

AAnswer :-

A Violin
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A BeggaraE?s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This BeaE|?


Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
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I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But IaE?m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But IaE?m Never Thrown. What Am I?
Answers :-


An arrow

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1.1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi. ?
Answer : River Neil
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Reason- Hazrat Musa Aur Unki Qaum Jab Firaun Se Bachne K Liye Rawana Hui To Hazrat Musa Ne Dua Farmayi K Allah Hamain Rasta Dikhaya Jaye To River Neil Do Hisso Main Taqseem Ho Gaya Aur Ek Rasta Ban Gaya Us Raste Per Suraj Ki Kirnain Ek Dafa Parhi Hain Aur Jab Firaun Ka Lashker Aya To Wo Dobara Mil Gaya Aur Is Tarha Ab Us Jagah Qayamat Tak Suraj Ki Kirnain Nahi Parain Gi
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2.sallam
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..5 harfon ka lafz hai..
kindly solve it i donaE?t know the answer
ager kisi ko jawab maloom ho to plz ye mera e mail hai


0.maqbara yani qaber
1-Din sa Roshan Detail:- Ammal achay hon tu kaber Roshan ho ge.

2-Raat Sa Siyah Detail:- Ammal Buray hon tu kaber andyri raat ho ge.

3-Kaho Tu Haram Detail:- Socite kernay walay per kaber haram ha

4-Piyo Tu Halal Makbra Detail:- Jaamian Shahdat Noosh ker na

5-Aurat Zindgi Ma Aik Bar Detail:- Oraat ka Kaberastan jana manna ha

6-Mard Din Ma 3 Bar Use kerta ha Detail:- Kaber Din ma Mard ko 3 dafa yaad kerti ha

7-Quran Mein 5 dafa us ka ziker Detail:- Kaber ka 5 dafa ziker Quran ma ha.

8-5 Lafzon ka aik Haraf ha Detail:- Makbra (Grave)

9-Laffaz Meem sa Shuroo hota ha Detail:- Makbra (Grave) ka lafaz Meem sa start hota ha
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2.Aik Gali _____ bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik _____ aurat guzri Uss _____ aurat ne hath mein _____ pakri thi un _____ bachon ne uss _____ . Aurat ki _____ gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius
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CHeni
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3.Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?


Jo shadi k baad wapas leta haiaE|aE|.?


I am waiting for answer if u r geniousaE|.


Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai

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4.Kya Aap Panchvi Pass AOai Taiz Hain?


Pakistan ka aA-sa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain


Its A A?hallenge
1.pak patan shareef
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1.Woh kon si cheez hai jo aap k pass ho to Nikah Nai
Hota Aur agar Na ho to Janaza Nai Hota ?????
Its Challenge 4 u ;;)

3.Mout (Death)
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6.Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin????


Answer : Hazrat Jibrail ( A.S )
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2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?


Answer : Mandak ( Frog )
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14.chellange of the DAy
d name of the daugheter ez 42 d ame of son ez 52 d name of mother ez 62
what ez d name of father?
erplyl must if you are genius

2.TWO

because fatheraE?s name is a part of all members names of his family(wife & children)
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28.wo kon se cheez hai jis ka khana peena halal hai and khana haram.??


1.Ghusa (Anger)
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32.AMEER ko___ki zarorat hoti hai.


gareeb ke paas___hota hai.


hum ___ khaye tu mar jayenge.


3no main aik he word aata hai


1.kuch nahi (nothing)

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39.7,7.7.8.8.8.9.9.9=999 en numbers ko is tarha jama(plus) karen
k jawab 999 aya.

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41.sabse kam temperature zameen par kab aur kahan
record kiya gaya thaa.
ya phir itna bhi kehsakte ho ke kahan record kiya gaya thaaE|..


42.Antarctica has the coldest average annual
temperatures, and the lowest temperature ever
recorded on earth (-129 AzF) was at Vostok on July 21, 1983
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1 cheez hai,
jo sukah ho tho 2 Kg,
geela ho tho 1 Kg,
aur
agar jal jaye tho 3 KgaE|.


Batao kya cheez haiaE|.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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47.Wo kya cheez hai jo saal me 1 baar, mahine me 2 baar, hafte me 4 baar aur din me 6 baar aati haiaE|..


i m waitingaE|reply if you canaE|
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49.1. Lawaris women ki lash ko hum kaise pahchanenge ki women muslim hai ya hindu.


2.first of all mr.sajid agar answer naa pata ho tu keep ur mouth shut ans is that
us aurat ko gusal diya jae ga or wo pani ghorhe kay samne rakh den agar ghorha
(horse)wo paani pee le tu aurat muslim thi warna non muslim
thanks to all

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52.woh kia cheez hay joh masjid k ander ho tau halal aur masjid ke bahir ho tau haram.
Ans plzzz..

Aitkaaf

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53.Aurat k Jisam ka woh kon sa Hisa hai jis ka pehla lafaz mitao
to Mard k Jisam ka Hisa ban jata haiaE|.Aur Akheri mitao
tu Larki ka naamaE| Agar Dono matayoo tu Coutry ka naamaE|
.Aur Agar shuru me L aur akhir me C lagayoo tu Reengny
waly Kheeray ka naam bantahai
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55.Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota

1.kafan
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56.behre(deaf) ki biwi ko andha(blind) bhaga ke legaya aur gunge(dumb)ne dekhliya,,ab gunga behre ko kaise bataye???


replies??????????


1.likh k

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Green house =======And Inside The Green House
Was The Red House=======And Inside The Red
House was The White House And
Inside The WhiteHouse Were Black Children


What Is This Thing??
Ans : __________
2.KHARBOOJA (WATER MELON)
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67.Ak aisa lafaz ha jo woman din mn ak bar istalamal krti ha.
or man wo 3 bar.
or QURAN PAK MN 5 bar aya ha wo kia lafaz ha.


Its challenge 4 u!


plz ans do jaldi
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1.Its challenge 4 u!

1-aEtSHEHEDaEt Se Ziyada Meetha

2- aEsSURAJaEt Se Ziyada Garm

3-aEtBADSHAHaEt Ko ,
., Chahiye.


4- aEsFAKEERaEt K Pass , Ha.

5- Jo ,====, Khae Ga Wo Mar Jae Ga. .

In Sab Sawalon Me Ek Hi Jawab aata hyaE|

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68.wo kya hai jab geela hai to 1kg
sukha hai to 2kg, or jal jaeye to 3 kg.
mil jaeye to mujhe bhi batana..



70.kuch nahi



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73.i have puzzle question:
Ek ladki ek aur ek ladka ek duje se pyar
karte hain per ek duje ko nahin batate,
ek din ladki aur ladka amne samne ajate hai,
tab ladka kaheta hai ki woh usse pyar karta hain.
lekin ladki kaheti hain agar woh 3 sawalon ka jawab
de to woh ladki usse pyar karegi

1. Chatton par phool uga kar dekhao ?
2. Baheti pani ko rokh kar dekhao ?
3. Gode ki lagam kech kar dekhao ?
if your are genious answer this question its a challange
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74.WHO M I?
HUM DEK SAKTHA HAI.BUT ALLAH ALMIGHTY NAHI DEK SAKTE HAI?
{jawab batanay per ak bada inam}
just think carefully


1.Khuwab.
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76.WHO M I?
OPPER SE ATHA HAI NAKHRA KAR K.
NICHA SA JATHA HAI RO KAR K.
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77.WO, KON SI CHIZ HAI JISS K SAMNA ALLAH NA BANAYA
OR PICHA INSAN NA?

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78.THE MORE U TAKE THE MORE U LEAV BEHIND?
WHO M I?

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79.BIGEST CHALLENGE TO U ALL?
WHO M I?
SO JAYA TAPARD KA KE?
UT JAYA LATH KA KE?
100$RUPES PRIZE THEN SEND IN MY EMAIL OK
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80.Question: Wo kon sa pathar hai jo pani main nhy doobta?
Ans: Pumice Stone
kyun k ye aik lava stone hai aur iss main air k small
bubbles hotay hain aur iss key density pani say kam hoti
hai. Yehi waja hai k ye pani main nhy doobta.
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mujhe is pehli ka jawab do.
ek baap ne apni beti ko ek gift de k bola
k agr bhok lage to khalena or pyas lage
to pi lena aur agar sardi lage to jala le na!
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90.pls i need yall 2 answer dis riddle:
my voice is tender,
my waist is slender,
any were i go i must teke a bow,
who am i?

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Wo Konsa Fruit Hai
Wo Konsa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Tu Meetha
Aur Pak Jae Tu Karva.
Aap Aur Aap K Doston Ke Liye Challenge Hai,
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Allama Iqbal ki Wife ka Naam
"2010" ka Sub Say Super Hit Question...
Allama Iqbal ki Wife ka Naam Kia Tha?
Agar Pakistani ho to jawab do.
Give the Answer
Reply must, its CHALLENGE!
Answer:
i) Kraim Bi (Wedding: 1893)
ii) Sardar Begum (Nikha: 1910)
iii) Mukhtar Begum (Wedding: 1913
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"Riddle Of The Day"
Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Or 9
Se Poora Taqseem(Divide) Hota Hai?
Ans:
2520
5040
7560
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Ek Ghaney Jungle Mein
Ek Ghaney Jungle Mein aap raat ko akeley,
2 bajey ka time zor ki hawa chali...!!!
Saamnay tree par ek lash zameen se 15ft upar latakti hui,
Apke dil mein ghabrahat,
Saans tez chalti hui aap us lash k pas gaye,
Achanak tree ki tehni tuti n lash aap k upar giri,
Then...
Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.
Also, calculate the Kinetic Energy,
when body will be at height of 6 ft from ground.
( take, g=9.8m/s n mass=66kg)
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Aapko Bohat Sakht Pyas
Chalenge 4 You?
Aapko Bohat Sakht Pyas Lagi Hui hy
Or Ap jungle se guzar rhy ho
Raste me Apko 1 borhi orat nazr ati hy js k pas matke me pani hy
Lekin us orat ko 1 bimari hy k?
Us se kuch b pucho
Wo "NAHI"me Ans deti hy
Batao ap us se pani kaise mngo gy k wo NA b kary or ap pani b pi lo?
Ans zaror dena?:
Ans:
Mai tmse pani mangu ga to tm mana to ni krogi?
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In 2 Questions k Jawab Do
Plz In 2 Questions k Jawab Do.
(1) Woh Konsa Mulk hai Jis me 13 Nukten Aate hen?
(2) Woh Konsa Janwar he jis k Dimagh me Dil Hota Hai?
Challange 4 u.
ANSWERS
1: ITS PAKPATAN (have 13 dots)
2: Its Shrimps (its have heart in head but no brain)

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It's a 7 Letter Word
It's a 7 letter word.
If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains same.
If we remove 2 letters from it, it remains same.
If we remove 3 letters from it, it remains same.
If we remove all the letters from it, still it remains same.
What is it ?
Ans: POSTBOX. :-)

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IQ Test Intelligent Persons
Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent.
Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes,
How much time it'll take to boil 12 eggs?
Q2: How may times 5 can be Subtract form 25?
Q3: Six politicians Meet and each Shakes the Hand of the others.
How many Handshakes are Exchanged?
Answers:
1. 3 Mins
2. Only One Time
3. 30

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Dono Sawalon ka Jawab
Challange For You.
Fill in the Blanks Lekin Yaad Rahy
Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Eik Hi Hona Chahiye.
1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.
1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.
1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.
Reply Fast.
Answers:
1.Gala
2.Kata
3.Poori

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

goooooooooood post.........!!

Waleed Raza Shaikh said...

3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?


Answer: Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka NAAM Hai?

"NAAM" (Name)